Motorcycle Mermaid Man

No, wait.  This one. "December Diamonds Hairy Chested Victor Motorcycle Merman Ornament".

I'll just let that one sink in for a moment.

Motorcycle Mermaid Man.

Dude.

"Amok Time"

This Christmas Hallmark brings us, I kid you not, the "Amok Time" ornament.

Because nothing says "good will to all men" more than fighting your friend to the death because is suffering from lust-inspired frenzied aggression and then faking your own death.

Merry Amok and a Happy Pon Farr to all.

(And this one is on my wish list)