Vintage Bra Ad

Text: I dreamed I was a knockout in my maidenform bra.

Coke Zero Man-vertising

I like Coke zero, but the brand has started going down the man-vertising road.  Which really pisses me off.

Aerosoles Review

My review: I found these shoes ran very small.  The memory foam insole was kind of crunchy and fell apart. Also I only received one, and not a pair. One day I came home from work and found most of it had vanished.  That night the dog was very flatulent.  I have no idea why.

P.S.: as of July 15th Amazon no longer allows customers to upload images of products.  Good forbid one of us try and load a picture that is actually of a shoe.

American Pillows

Ain't Xenophobia Cute....

Shelly finished driving in the stake. "That'll stop those Scandinavian bastards moving in and lowering our property values," he said.

"I think I see one coming now," replied Hoppy.  "I'll go get my baseball bat."

How can you spot a female construction worker?

According to BestLock, a maker of construction sets, there are two ways.

1) Everything they build is pink

2) They come to work in a pretty tank top, full make-up, and no hard hat.