Showing posts with label furry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label furry. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Sexy Beasts Show = Mixed Message


I struggle with the concept of the new dating show "Sexy Beasts". They essentially take attractive young adults, given them monster make-up and send them on dates. The idea being that they have to fall back (shock horror) on their "personalities" to make a positive impression.

But all of the contestants are clearly conventionally attractive, so there is no actual risk that any of these people will end up with an average or below average looking person. Thus ultimately no real challenge to the assumption that looks are all that really matter and cute people should only every be with other cute people.

By the way, if you do a picture search for "sexy beasts" with the adult filter turned off, don't blame me for what you see. Let's just say it involves great danes and ponies and it ain't a petting zoo.

My Vote for the Star of the Next Bizarro Kinde Erotica Story

Those of you who hang around the Amazon Kindle pages may have noticed that a certain type of erotica writer thrives on writing about the most unlikely characters. Dinosaurs, Donald Trump, Clippy the Microsoft Assistant, Tetris Blocks, President Lincoln. You name it and there is explicit erotic fiction of it for sale. To those authors, here is a challenge: "Workie" the huge furry avatar of the UK Government Pension fund. Do your worst....

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Ain't Xenophobia Cute....


Shelly finished driving in the stake. "That'll stop those Scandinavian bastards moving in and lowering our property values," he said.

"I think I see one coming now," replied Hoppy.  "I'll go get my baseball bat."

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Furry goes mainstream

What is with the new fad of animal shaped hats? Soft-core furrydom?

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