Ain't Xenophobia Cute....

Shelly finished driving in the stake. "That'll stop those Scandinavian bastards moving in and lowering our property values," he said.

"I think I see one coming now," replied Hoppy.  "I'll go get my baseball bat."

How can you spot a female construction worker?

According to BestLock, a maker of construction sets, there are two ways.

1) Everything they build is pink

2) They come to work in a pretty tank top, full make-up, and no hard hat.