Thursday, September 7, 2017

Earning Online: Job Spotter

Website: Job Spotter
How do you earn: Download the app and post pictures of job ads posted outside businesses.
Ease of use: Easy -- if you live in an area where jobs are posted outside businesses
Pay Rate: Moderate -- Each job pays a different rate. The jobs I posted averaged 62c.  It took me 50 days to earn $10.66  About 21c a day. There is no minimum, and no fee, for cashing out.

Recommended: Yes, but only if you are in a area where job ads are easily seen on the street.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

"Not Your Mother's" is the new "New Black".



What the fucking fuck, Sunkist/IMW Agency.  These are in fact my mother's grapefruit.  These are in fact the same grapefruit as grapefruit have been since 1875 when they were accidentally invented by an orange and a pomelo tree requiting their sweet yet tangy forbidden love.

The ALLCAPs MODERN grapefruit is the same fucking grapefruit our mothers ate, the exact same one.

And do you know what does in fact smell distinctly of the era when my mother was a wee girl.  This patronizing princessification of a fruit, replete with every stereotypic bullshit women have had to put up with since... well, long before grapefruit were invented.

IMW has decided to: "Modernize Grapefruit and make it more relevant to today’s health-conscious young woman [because their mothers, by contrast were surprisingly pro-death-and-disease]. In addition, make the message fun and engaging [and not at all pseudo-scientific gender-stereotyped bullshit], and develop a campaign to educate [those ignorant] women that grapefruit is more than a diet…it’s a Superfood [Holy random capital letter, Batman. That word doesn't actually mean fuck all but they are too dumb to notice, right?]. IMW created an integrated marketing program that featured new health benefits targeted to the segment: full of antioxidants and vitamins; promotes heart health [in unspecified ways]; may reduce the risk of certain cancers [or, you know, may not]; and promotes healthy skin [because all gals really care about is not getting zits or wrinkles, right?]."

Skating pretty close to making an FDA-forbidden health claim right there. What next? Not your Dad's grapefruit.  How would that go: "Modernize Grapefruit and make it more relevant to today’s fitness-conscious young men. In addition, make the message fun and engaging, and develop a campaign to educate men that grapefruit is more than an mixed martial arts training regime …it’s an Aphrodisiac. IMW created an integrated marketing program that featured new health benefits targeted to the segment: full of fiber and riboflavins; promotes charisma; may reduce the risk of baldness; and promotes healthy beard growth."

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Earning Online Achievement App

Website: My Achievement
How do you earn: Download the app and connect health apps and devices.  Points are awarded for healthy activities including logging sleep meals, and activities.  1000 points is worth one dollar.
Minimum Payment: $10 via Paypal, payout confirmed.
Ease of use: Easy -- if you are using automatic trackers there is not much extra work involved
Pay Rate: Low -- Each activity is worth a few points.  It took me 6 months and 30 days to earn $10.  About 5c a day.

Recommended: Yes, but only if you are already tracking your health activities, and have plenty of room on you phone.  It is not very much money, but also requires no effort to earn.

Sunday, August 6, 2017

(Could be more Convincing)

* Guarantee does not include spellchecking, or "T"s.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Easter Sarku

Crucifiction honored
with sweet, delicious chocolate
Such a mixed message





Sunday, April 2, 2017

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Poop Floats

Even ironically... just, no.