Easter Sarku

Crucifiction honored

with sweet, delicious chocolate

Such a mixed message

The Milky Bar Penis Story

Various press outlets are reporting the that there are penises on the Milky Way bar as if this is a real story. (The Milky Way being a bar of plain white chocolate).

What makes it even more ridiculous is many of them have not shown the whole bar with the complete picture on it.

Or the other bars in the same series of images showing that any willies seen are purely in the eye of the consumer.

Tumbador Chocolates

I rather liked the idea of chocolates named after the cardinal sins. But I wonder of Tumbador is making some kind of comment by giving me an extra dose of "pride" (and a missing "envy"--which makes some kind of sense). And I couldn't tell sloth and wrath apart, visually (which doesn't).