Tuesday, November 29, 2011

WTF Michaels?

Michaels thinks the best toy for Christmas is Santa's decapitated head...

with red sprinkles.

WTF, Man.

No presents this year, kids.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

New Video: Cocaine

This this is... um... this.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Almond Paste Cookies

Must stop eating these, or no one else will get any

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

AT&T Customer "Service"

Step 1:
  • My land line is not receiving calls, I will let AT&T know.
  • Oh, gee. A fully automated system. I will punch in the issue and my cell number.
  • I wonder what will happen next?

Step 2:
  • Come home from work.  Find a note say phone was not fixed because I was not there to let them in at 2pm on a Wednesday. Go figure.
  • I guess that hang up call that didn't leave a message was the repair person. I will call the number he left.
  • Oh look, this number is out of service.  I guess I will call the number I used before.
  • I will choose the option for checking on a trouble order.
  • Oh, this options doesn't actually let you check on a trouble order. I will stab the zero button until I get a person.
  • The person says the ticket was closed because the phone was fixed.
  • I will open a new ticket. It seems that the ticket automatically causes a person to come the next day, although it doesn't say that.  And if you aren't there they just pretend to have fixed the phone.
  • Oh well, can we narrow down the time they will be there?
  • 12 to 4, or 2 to 6pm.
  • Yes, well.  How convenient. I guess I will just get up at 4am tomorrow in order to finish work by that time.


That's just wrong: Grapple

Apples with added grape flavor.  WTF?