Submitted by robothyenawasteland Hidden Hero ability: you may suffer 1 errant buttock and leg to free your character from breast physics.
Wednesday, September 24, 2014 by Emily Veinglory
Thursday, August 7, 2014 by Emily Veinglory
Thursday, July 17, 2014 by Emily Veinglory
Various press outlets are reporting the that there are penises on the Milky Way bar as if this is a real story. (The Milky Way being a bar of plain white chocolate).
What makes it even more ridiculous is many of them have not shown the whole bar with the complete picture on it.
Or the other bars in the same series of images showing that any willies seen are purely in the eye of the consumer.
Monday, June 9, 2014 by Emily Veinglory
Sunday, June 8, 2014 by Emily Veinglory
Over the last four months I have been into Ulta 10 times (yes I was counting) from the express purpose of buying the product that should be in these two spaces. It has actually been on there 0/10 = 0% of those occasions.
When I ask about it the staff say that they have no input on ordering which is done by some automated central process,one that apparantly does not believe in keeping a supply of a product on hand even when it is shelf stable and has dedicated shelf space that cannot be used for any other purpose. Some uber-manager is probably really thrilled about how "efficient" this is.
I am told that I can try coming on Wednesdays when they restock and there may or may not be some of this product. Which makes me think that Ulta can go screw itself. I try and support local brick-and-mortar stores even if they are chains, but if the feeling is not mutual Amazon here I come.
Tuesday, May 27, 2014 by Emily Veinglory
If you looked at this advertisement, what do you think it would be promoting?
The answer is: breastfeeding.
Because those totally look like new mothers.
And sexualizing breasts is so helpful in normalizing breast feeding.