A car air freshener called Black Ice.

Isn't that a bit like a dog food brand called Rabies, or a running shoe called Broken Bottle.

I mean, this is pretty much exactly something you and your car don't want to come across?

Smells like misfortune, possibly leading to traumatic injury or death?

That must be what this bag is for right?  This blue flowery bag?  Somewhere to put stray words that are causing you public embarrassment due to their complete lack of intrinsic meaning?

I mean: "Necessities Courtesy Bag".  The only word that means anything there is "bag". And how on earth do you trademark the word "necessities"?

And don't even get me started on "your needs away from home".  Unless this bag contains oxygen, food and a very large Tazer it ain't even coming close to meeting my needs away from home.

Wonder Woman Food Mixer

I rather liked the idea of chocolates named after the cardinal sins. But I wonder of Tumbador is making some kind of comment by giving me an extra dose of "pride" (and a missing "envy"--which makes some kind of sense). And I couldn't tell sloth and wrath apart, visually (which doesn't).

Dark Tide, apparently starring Halle Berry's boobs (see poster) is apparently going straight to video (on demand)--no cinema release.  This is despite a budget of about 25 mill.  It must *really* suck.

I would normally give more of a damn, but the poor sharks don't really need any more of this 'blood in the water' horror crap. Mr Whitebread McLoveinterest is even wearing Martin Brody's (Jaws) glasses.