Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Introducing the classy paper plate

Portmeirion is a brand of crockery that is, if not actually shi-shi, solidly upper middle class. It certainly could not be called cheap.  So when it comes to the pictured product I have two questions:

1) Who the frelling frell thought paper plates were a good extension of the Portmeirion brand?

2) Who the frelling frelling frell is going to pay over $1.40 per individual paper plate?

Friday, April 1, 2016


...only if he is selling time machines

Wednesday, March 30, 2016


I have previously mentioned the stupidity of having a cell phone that looks like a gun.

No to complete the circle of dumb... I give you: the gun that looks like a cell phone.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

I'm not a sociopath, but

Here I am watching Forensic Files and thinking--note to self: never pick up a victim at a casino, too many cameras.

I just want to say

If it is not made from sheep meat (mutton, lamb etc) it is not shepherd's pie.

Seriously, people. Cut that shit out.