"Skull"

Did you know the eggplant emoji meant "penis"?

I feel so behind the times.  I did not even know that the emoji for "penis" was the eggplant, and it is already passé.

I know why he changed this cover art

Cough*penissquirrel*cough

Now in a less ... ambiguously represented version

The Milky Bar Penis Story

Various press outlets are reporting the that there are penises on the Milky Way bar as if this is a real story. (The Milky Way being a bar of plain white chocolate).

What makes it even more ridiculous is many of them have not shown the whole bar with the complete picture on it.

Or the other bars in the same series of images showing that any willies seen are purely in the eye of the consumer.

Bounce that Dick

Graffiti Love

When I see penis graffiti I normally assume some guy is asserting his dubious masculinity.  By why, I have to wonder, was this specimen on the inside of a ladies' room toilet stall?

Assuming the artists does not actually own the equipment in question, I can only assume that they were going for shock value.  And frankly, an anatomically accurate depiction of a vagina would be way more startling.

It was, at least, a well rounded toilet stall that covered not only sexual genitalia but also the (occasionally) associated emotions.

Emphasising the assets

A lot of energy is devoted to fashion that displays the upper torso assets of the female to best advantage.  But in the last century fashion that does the same for the lower torso assets of the male have been neglected. 

JLS (a.k.a. Jack the Lad Swing) seems to have broken some new ground in groin-enhancing trouserwear in a recent appearance. While not going the full codpiece, JB is certainly making the most of what he has.