Thursday, May 20, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Evony, Evolution of a Mammary Fixation
I don't have anything against breasts, other than my rib-cage obviously. But I am getting rather sick of seeing them all over my favorite web-sites courtesy of Evony. The early ads were of your normal fantasy man with a sword. Then Boobarella arrived. She shows signs of using rather a lot of peroxide and lycra (and silicone) for a game that previously seemed to be set in a feudal, pre-industrial world.
Boobarella must have gone over rather well, for she quickly appeared in similar ads, with less clothing. That bra doesn't really look like it is covered with hand-made lace does it. Oh, you weren't focusing on the lingerie? Perhaps you are more Evony's target demographic than I am.
If you were in any doubt, here is third in the series. It provides a much closer look at that lovely bra. I can only assume that the next ad with have a 3D rendering of "come play" animated so it appears to be motor-boating between the the breasts of Lady Bounteous.
Oy.
Boobarella must have gone over rather well, for she quickly appeared in similar ads, with less clothing. That bra doesn't really look like it is covered with hand-made lace does it. Oh, you weren't focusing on the lingerie? Perhaps you are more Evony's target demographic than I am.
If you were in any doubt, here is third in the series. It provides a much closer look at that lovely bra. I can only assume that the next ad with have a 3D rendering of "come play" animated so it appears to be motor-boating between the the breasts of Lady Bounteous.
Oy.
Labels:
boobs,
games,
products/ads
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