WTF Michaels?

Michaels thinks the best toy for Christmas is Santa's decapitated head...

with red sprinkles.

WTF, Man.

No presents this year, kids.

New Video: Cocaine

This this is... um... this.

Almond Paste Cookies

Must stop eating these, or no one else will get any

Lady Gaga as an oily mermaid; Sure, why not.

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AT&T Customer "Service"

Step 1:

• My land line is not receiving calls, I will let AT&T know.
• Oh, gee. A fully automated system. I will punch in the issue and my cell number.
• I wonder what will happen next?

Step 2:

• Come home from work.  Find a note say phone was not fixed because I was not there to let them in at 2pm on a Wednesday. Go figure.
• I guess that hang up call that didn't leave a message was the repair person. I will call the number he left.
• Oh look, this number is out of service.  I guess I will call the number I used before.
• I will choose the option for checking on a trouble order.
• Oh, this options doesn't actually let you check on a trouble order. I will stab the zero button until I get a person.
• The person says the ticket was closed because the phone was fixed.
• I will open a new ticket. It seems that the ticket automatically causes a person to come the next day, although it doesn't say that.  And if you aren't there they just pretend to have fixed the phone.
• Oh well, can we narrow down the time they will be there?
• 12 to 4, or 2 to 6pm.
• Yes, well.  How convenient. I guess I will just get up at 4am tomorrow in order to finish work by that time.

Sigh.

That's just wrong: Grapple

Apples with added grape flavor.  WTF?