Jumping the Shark, Literally

Dark Tide, apparently starring Halle Berry's boobs (see poster) is apparently going straight to video (on demand)--no cinema release.  This is despite a budget of about 25 mill.  It must *really* suck.

I would normally give more of a damn, but the poor sharks don't really need any more of this 'blood in the water' horror crap. Mr Whitebread McLoveinterest is even wearing Martin Brody's (Jaws) glasses.