Do you need a bag for your awkward eupemisms?

That must be what this bag is for right?  This blue flowery bag?  Somewhere to put stray words that are causing you public embarrassment due to their complete lack of intrinsic meaning?

I mean: "Necessities Courtesy Bag".  The only word that means anything there is "bag". And how on earth do you trademark the word "necessities"?

And don't even get me started on "your needs away from home".  Unless this bag contains oxygen, food and a very large Tazer it ain't even coming close to meeting my needs away from home.