Because, transitions. They were terrible. Hey, that was a sad eulogy, now some tap dancing! Ha ha, um....
Because, inequality. Some people don't get mentioned. Some do but no solo eulogy. Even with the pictures some get clapped more than others. It's like an audible vote for who basically wasted their life. Then the interview with family members who are awkwardly offended for their loved one not getting a big enough Emmy send off.
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Maybe we should just hand out the awards, tell a few jokes, and be done with it?