It is Totes Time to Bring Back the Muff.

As women's fashion continues to be largely devoid of pockets, and I want to be free to check my phone at a seconds notice so gloves are no good, we need to bring back those little furry hand-warmers of times gone by.  Not the stupid enormous dead-animal and upholstery numbers.  More like a cozy knitted thing with maybe some jaunty faux fur on the outside. 

Someone on Etsy needs to get all over this.