For days when HULK SMASH just isn't enough

Someone needs to get me one of these, like right now.

Canon Gandalf is Totally Sexy

Laura Vitto writes: "....the words "sexy" and "Gandalf" are generally considered mutually exclusive."  To which I reply, on what planet? 

No Gandalf is not typically teen-girl-style sexy like Tjitske Van Vark's adorable costume, but is that seriously the only kind of sexuality to be acknowledged?

Anyone who assumes that a negligible number of people think the version below is sexy....  Well,  maybe they need to spend less time making throw-away remarks about "Tumblr geeks" and more time on Tumblr expanding their concept of normal human sexuality.

Sexy Pizza Rat Costume

First there was Pizza Rat, the plucky New York scavenger who went viral (but not in a plague-y sort of way).

And now, with a kind of meme-like inevitability, there was the sexy Pizza Rat Halloween costume. With -- I shit you not -- genuine pizza pockets.

Erotica writer's costume of choice this Halloween

I know it's a strange place to draw the line...

While I think it is perfectly fine to dress up like the TARDIS, dressing up like the TARDIS control panel is just weird.

I can't quite decide

Does the new catwoman costume really suck?

Or do you just need at least a hint of some curves to carry it off?

Wonder Woman Costume

...now slightly less terrible. I guess.