Are your bits and pieces weird looking?

Twenty-Seven percent of British men think their penis might not be normal, compared to a staggering 73% of women who worry their genitals being abnormal. Perhaps is it because, one way or another, we see a lot of depictions of dicks--so we all have a pretty good idea of what they are meant to look like.

Sad People in Silly Pants

Fashion designer Ronaldo Fraga centered his recent catwalk show on underwear with line drawings of genitals on them.  Which I think is hilarious, but I do have one question.

Our rude panties make us sad

Why do models these days always look so goddam miserable?  It is like high fashion still lives back in the time when it was considered very gauche to smile for a photograph.

We are sad that rude pants have not been invented yet

The next high fashion designer who wants to do something really shocking in his or her show (which seems to be most of them) should try having the models look happy.