(Office scene) "What's Bob doing?" "Well, Sally, he's clucking like a chicken and jumping up on people's desks." "That Bob, he's not very grounded is he?" "No, he isn't, Sally,and that's just fine for him. We all need a Bob or two in our lives to make us laugh." "But you know what's no laughing matter when it comes to things being ungrounded?" "What's that, Sally?" "Vibrators." "Oh, gosh!" "That's right. You should always use a well grounded vibrator." "That's good advice, Sally. I know I wouldn't want to put anything down there that wasn't grounded." "So remember ... Before you make it buzz in your fuzz check to see if it got the right plugs." "That's sound advice, Sally." "No, Mabel. That's ground advice." (forced laughter)
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The first thing that came to mind was, "Oh my god, that vibrator isn't earthed ... that's really dangerous."
Maybe I need to get out more?
Then I laughed.
Wait a minute, isn't that what it's suppose to be?
LOL ...
LOL. The dangers of a ungrounded vibrator -- there should be a public service announcement about that....
(Office scene)
"What's Bob doing?"
"Well, Sally, he's clucking like a chicken and jumping up on people's desks."
"That Bob, he's not very grounded is he?"
"No, he isn't, Sally,and that's just fine for him. We all need a Bob or two in our lives to make us laugh."
"But you know what's no laughing matter when it comes to things being ungrounded?"
"What's that, Sally?"
"Vibrators."
"Oh, gosh!"
"That's right. You should always use a well grounded vibrator."
"That's good advice, Sally. I know I wouldn't want to put anything down there that wasn't grounded."
"So remember ... Before you make it buzz in your fuzz check to see if it got the right plugs."
"That's sound advice, Sally."
"No, Mabel. That's ground advice."
(forced laughter)
[applause light blinks]
ROFL! David has the right attitude! LOL!
Hysterical!!!
Love it.
Love the comments here...ROFL!!!
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