If the pink hair bow wasn't enough of a warning, check out this virtuoso performance of the "crazy eyes." I just bet that if you marry a gal like this, you'll get enough material for a novel.
Claudia went on to give birth to Dick and Jane four months after her sensationally reported alien abduction in 1963. Although the twins managed to assimilate well with their human counter-parts, Claudia's third child, Sally, grew into an emotionally unstable young woman. In 1974 Sally was found hanging in a jail cell where she was awaiting trial as the infamous Egg Beater & Apron Serial Killer of Nantucket. Claudia did not attend her youngest daughter's funeral, and during an interview years later on the Tyra Banks Show, Jane said that their mother had always been violently jealous of Sally's culinary skills. Today Claudia resides at the Nantucket Home for the Fabulously Wealthy & Boring where it is reported she enjoys pulling pranks on kitchen staff members who give her whole wheat bread instead of white.
If the pink hair bow wasn't enough of a warning, check out this virtuoso performance of the "crazy eyes." I just bet that if you marry a gal like this, you'll get enough material for a novel.
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My bet is that its a romance with big events!
Looks like a romance and she gets happy!
Not sure what it is, but it's a pretty unappealing cover!
Looks like she's being goosed!
"He tried to look away from those hypnotizing eyes, but then his gaze fell upon the polka dots of her dress and he felt his mind slipping away ..."
She's crazed, but I'm not sure by what.
Claudia went on to give birth to Dick and Jane four months after her sensationally reported alien abduction in 1963. Although the twins managed to assimilate well with their human counter-parts, Claudia's third child, Sally, grew into an emotionally unstable young woman. In 1974 Sally was found hanging in a jail cell where she was awaiting trial as the infamous Egg Beater & Apron Serial Killer of Nantucket. Claudia did not attend her youngest daughter's funeral, and during an interview years later on the Tyra Banks Show, Jane said that their mother had always been violently jealous of Sally's culinary skills. Today Claudia resides at the Nantucket Home for the Fabulously Wealthy & Boring where it is reported she enjoys pulling pranks on kitchen staff members who give her whole wheat bread instead of white.
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