Monday, December 7, 2009

Mantitty Covers

...not a modern invention:

"Dan complained about the constant sexual harassment from the gorgeous women who flocked around him. Cynics remarked that if it really bothered him so much, he would put on a shirt."

Not really, but the real blurb is pretty dull.


David Tulloch said...

In his trophy room Dan liked to stand surrounded by the mounted heads of the women he had defeated in the ring.

Some people considered he was a pathetic gladiator, only fighting against unarmed women, while he himself had a sword. But for Dan it wasn't about the challenge.

"Tell me to go to bed without dinner now, mother," he muttered, revealing the deep seated issues that lay at the heart of his problem. "What's that mother? Of course you love me. Of course you do. Now, where did I put that oil?"

Emily Veinglory: said...

LOL. You are so better at this than I am. I should just send the covers to you!

David Tulloch said...

Nooo! That would seem like work. besides, I take what you post and mull it over. I have the advantage of time and a deranged mind.