Best Wardrobe Malfunction Since Janet Jackson

Sonny Bill / Rugby World Cup

What on earth is this advertising?

Prince Harry had become surprisingly hot....

...but is probably still a dick.

Ab-solutely

Welcome to equality. Women are having stress-induced heart attacks at work, and men are trying to live up to increasingly bizarre beauty ideals.

Namely: the eight-pack.

Because the six-pack isn't unrealistic enough.

Ice Ice Cry-Baby

Vanilla Ice has recently been talking about how he broke up with Madonna (back in the day) because of her provocative book "Sex". Specifically because:

"...I was hurt to be an unwitting part of this slutty package."

Because dude has standards, right?  None of this nudity, objectification and sex appeal business for him. Not then, and not now....

Mantitty Covers

...not a modern invention:


"Dan complained about the constant sexual harassment from the gorgeous women who flocked around him. Cynics remarked that if it really bothered him so much, he would put on a shirt."

Not really, but the real blurb is pretty dull.