I know I have said this before, but what is the point of a blog if not to inflict one's pedantic rants upon a very small proportion of the general public?
As this is my second rant on exactly the same problem I shall bestow upon this rant a name: the pedantic pant rant.
"Pant" is what a pervert does down a telephone. What a woman wears on her legs is her pants. Although, not these ones of course. I wouldn't be caught dead in them.