Learn how to speak "foreign" with the Newport News catalog

1) Says: Mon Cherie

Language: french

Means: My darling (to a woman).  Said to a man it would be "Mon cheri".

Really means: I beg for compliments and may be seriously codependent.

Or is that meant to read: Non Cherie?

Language: Fretalian

Means: Not darling

Really means: I have self-esteem issues

2) Says: tres jolie
Language: french
Means: Beautiful!
Really means: I am very vain.

3) Says: Bella Donna
Language: Italian
Means: Beautiful woman
Really means: see #2