Dear female reality show participants

It's on the inside.

I would just like to point out that the external parts of your lower, front torso are not now, nor have they ever been, your vagina.

You do not shave it, it does not have camel toe, it cannot be seen while you are standing upright, even if you are completely unclothed.

The area you are thinking of in these cases is referred to, depending on how much territory you are trying to cover, as the mons (entire area), pudenda (front cleavage) or vulva (entrance).

Fortunately Adsense dropped me long ago--or this would have done it.