Upcoming Penetrator Review

Well, it seems Boone has called me on my threat to post a review of a book from the Penetrator series.  And if I mist read one, I think this is the one.  The cover alone promises...

• An erupting volcano.
• A luxurious moustache
• A beautiful blonde
• A vampire
• A man falling to his death
• and a hero with deformed butt cheeks.

I mean, seriously, what is going on with this dude's butt?