Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Werewolf Nipples

I know enough about Twilight to realise that there is nothing at all odd about Barbie Jacob going sans shirt. I was, however a little bemused by the lack of nipples.

I mean not even a subtle suggestion of nipplage. Its not like I was asking for the full Batman here, his torso is naked.

Back in primary school I remember being sent to the principal's office for drawing nipples. I had drawn a mermaid. The principal asked why she had nipples and I said that I thought mermaids must be mammals, so they would need nipples to nurse their young. At the time I had no idea why my desire for biological accuracy had been seen as requiring disciplinary action.

In a reverse proposition perhaps werewolves don't need nipples because they procreate by biting humans and turning them into werewolves? Although this still leaves open the question of why Spirit, so-called stallion of the Cimarron doesn't have a penis.

(Anatomy is dirty people, and don't you forget it)


See also:
the Naked Barbie Project

2 comments:

Boone said...

Werewolves were human at one time and have a human form, and all humans have nipples--regardless of gender. Hence, werewolves should have nipples... and penises.

In a semi-related note, everyone rags on 'Batman & Robin' for putting nipples on the batsuit, but they first appeared in 'Batman Forever'. People forget that because they, for some reason, think it's a better film... which it isn't.

veinglory said...

If they develop the ability to turn into wolve, why could they not also reabsorb their now obsolete reproductive organs and mammaries? That would be relatively minor in comparison....