Monday, August 23, 2010
Bob: "Oh shit, Benny. You know that multiple-choice checklist we send to our sweat shops?"
Benny: "Yeah, so?"
Bob: "It looks like we accidentally ticked every single collar option on the gray blouse. Now we have ten thousand blouses with six different kinds of collar, and a bow."
Bob: "You're right, lets pair it the gray suit with the giant bow on the shoulder."
Benny: "Whoa boy, if you put to much polyester on the upper torso it can create a spontaneous singularity and bring about the end times. Don't you remember the Rayon Housecoat Crisis! We ended up having to convince people that Texas always looked like that."
Bob: "You're right Benny. Thanks for talking me down there."
Benny: "Any time, Bob. Any time. Now hand me that bag of polyester lace shoulder pads and the hot glue gun. I have a hundred bolero jackets to bedazzle before quitting time."