Sunday, January 16, 2011
5 Weirdest Branded Fashion Products
I know that it is a retro classic design to make a T-shirt of 'Ladies night' or 'Girls Night Out' and put some classic female characters on it. But when you are the only female of the species it just becomes a perplexing homage to delusional narcissism.
Yes, I get that MAC is an edgy brand, and their are some villianesses with undeniable style. But the haggard looking potential puppy murderer just does not strike me good basis for a make-up collection
Yes, this is an official Barbie/Matel product made in conjunction with Colette. Don't have the classic good looks needed to truly carry off a bow tie? no, problem! This bow tie has them built in.
#2 Superman Bling
Superman is meant to be about down home rustic heroism, so there is immediately something a bit wrong about Superman bling. Not only is it pretentious and expensive ($500), it is fake--made from cubic Zircon and brass tarted up with a thin coating of gold. Tacky. And what is with the model with gold stubble? This whole collection is pure WTF. Maybe there was some red Kryptonite involved....