Thursday, February 5, 2009

Classic Covers:

Mrs. Love's psychiatrist was only mildly concerned about her lack of eye contact.

The fact that she came to sessions with a polar bear skin rug was odd, but some peculiarities were only to be expected.

That she was otherwise enirely naked wasn't even that unexpected, Freudian psychology being what it is.

But there was one thing that distracted his mind... one thing he dare not ask her about...

Where, for the love of God, were her nipples?


von Klick said...

I ate them.

Clair Dickson said...

Hmm... what does Freudian psychology have to say about the fact that I checked out her boobs first. And noticed there was something very wrong in those orbs. And then thought-- boob job. =)

Emily Veinglory said...

Well, attention-wise the boobs are rather 'front and center" (although the nipples aren't).