Full Service?

A man has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure after police said he was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum. Now I know that there is probably a rather immediate reason for making sweet love to a vacuum. Like: 1) it has an orifice and 2) the gentleman has a vacuum between his ears. However, one would have to admit that car washes are from Venus.

I mean how easy is it to get confused when the town in question has car washes going by the name of "Gentle Touch" and offers: Membership can be purchased for "Exterior Washing" which is available at all locations or "Full Service" which is only available at select locations from 8AM to 5PM every day.