Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Smells Like Over-Extending a Brand

Genki Wear is releasing three Star Trek perfumes with a retro vibe in more way than one.

Tiberious: be a hot guy, be a Captain! (Boldly Go).

Red Shirt: be a dude who is totally about to die (Because Tomorrow May Never Come).

And for women (not pictured)... Pon Farr: (Drive Him Crazy)

Because women aren't captains, or monster bait, the are something men fight to win like some kind of scented trophy.

Janeway would not be amused.

See also:
Would You Date A Guy Who … Wears Star Trek Cologne?
Star Trek cologne coming in April
Eau de nerd

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