Thursday, March 5, 2009

Who would have thunk it....

Behold! It is possible to write a page that includes the words "erotic", "attracted", "craving", "sex", "pathological" and "loveliness" and still be so boring it is hard to even focus on the page. Not paragraphing helps. Bonus points if you know which famous author wrote this. (Click to enlarge)

7 comments:

webdesignforidiots said...

Emily Dickenson???

Rattitude said...
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Emily Veinglory said...

Thanks for playing :) The author in question is male and known as a novelist....

Tuscan Capo said...

Somerset Maugham

Emily Veinglory said...

We have a winner! Collect 5 bonus points and I will inflict one of my novels on you for gratis. Currently Judi has 1 point, Boone has 2 and Capo has 1 :)

Boone said...

Damn! I lost this round. But woot! I am in teh lead!

I gotta do better, though. I gotta win that car! I mean, book.

Either way, poppa's gonna bring home the bacon!*

*book

Emily Veinglory said...

I could swap that book for bacon flavored lollipos... or anything else sufficiently amusing...