The sale of these dildos and sex devices with orifices remains, to this day, illegal in Texas. Those who contravene this Act are subject to being licensed as sex offenders. (As recently as 2008 the mere possession of more than five sex toys in the shape of genitals was likewise illegal in this state.) The sales of sex toys is also illegal in Alabama and punishable by up to ten years in prison. The only winner with stupid laws like these is Amazon.